Each vehicle is priced uniquely, reflecting its unique provenance, level of mods, and our general level of pique at the time we had to fix the various bugs each beast brings into the yard. These aren’t new trucks ya see, so you’ll basically me making an inherently stupid decision to buy an old truck for material amounts of moolah. What you get is a piece of extremely usable badassery that will outdrive, outclimb and outclass anything out there. But yeah, they aint free — but what worth it ever is? Anyway plan on spending a year’s tuition or perhaps a bit less at your kid’s snotty little school. Or spend it on your kids, Jesus WTF is wrong with you?

You definitely should buy one. And you should also definitely ensure that you always have access to a field tech to reboot the thing once you drain the battery, by you know opening the door few times too many. Works great in the outback, or the anywhere other than close to a dealer.

Again you definitely should, you should buy as many rebuilt Defenders as you can afford. For most of us, <that value will = 0.> And for those of you that do, well pls do enjoy the lack of side impact, cruise control, A/C and the fact that pretty much any conversation will be impossible whilst driving (maybe that’s a plus for some of y’all — SNARF SNARF!).

Bc Magellan circumnavigated the whole fuckin’ world bro…